The Jeebus Chronicles

Holy fracking Jeebus jumped up Joseph, CHRIST ON A CRACKER!!!!

Trying to decide if these will go in Volume 1 of my memoir, 'I Can't Make This Shit Up', or it's follow up 'What The Hell Is Wrong With People?!'

From Mr. 'Grandma's Bathroom Selfie'.....

Did you also hear "fine nevermind" in a 14 year old girl's voice? And whose first inclination upon NOT getting a response, is to send THAT?! BUH-Bye!

  And then there's this DoucheWaffle....got the screen name AND the profile pic wrong. MrFedNASTY is more like it!! Does this shit actually WORK?!

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!! Oh hey, lookie there....the 3rd book in the series has just been named!